MONDAY MORNING JOKE: Henry’s School Lesson

one room schoolhouse

The teacher asked little Henry to use the word “definitely” in a sentence.

Little Henry replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”

The teacher says, “Of course not Henry.”

To which Henry replies, “Then I have definitely crapped my pants.”

 

References:
http://www.laughfactory.com
http://transformcare.blogspot.com/2013/03/book-review-one-world-school-house.html

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