Monday Morning Joke: Doctor’s Report

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A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”

“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?”

“Ten,” the doctor says sadly.

“Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”

The doctor continues. “Nine…eight…seven….”

 

Joke Reference: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes
Picture Reference: http://www.webmd.com/

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