If you haven’t ever heard Chuck Norris jokes, Today is the day.
Chuck Norris doesn’t eat honey, he eats bees.
Chuck Norris never uses a watch – he decides what time it is now.
When Chuck Norris comes into the room, he does not turn on the light – he turns off the darkness.
Chuck Norris won’t ever experience a heart attack – the heart is not that foolish to attack him.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, the cobra died a day later.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take crap from anybody.