Monday Morning Joke: Pick-Up Lines


Love can be tricky. Here are some specific pick-up lines that just might assist you.



You must be the square root of two, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.


Candy Maker:

Hersey’s makes millions of kisses a day. All I’m asking for is one from you.



You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.


Flight Attendant:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I push my beverage cart by you again?



You look weightless to me.



You have the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid me eyes on.


Traffic Cop:

I should give you a parking ticket because you’ve got FINE written all over you.



Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.



I bet your lips taste like salted fish.



Our love could make a beautiful melody.


Old Folks Home:

You better call life support because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.



I don’t have my library card right now, so I’ll just check you out.



I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.


Secretary of State Worker:

I like your last name. Can I have it?



If you were words on a page, you would be fine print.




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