Love can be tricky. Here are some specific pick-up lines that just might assist you.
You must be the square root of two, ‘cuz I feel irrational around you.
Hersey’s makes millions of kisses a day. All I’m asking for is one from you.
You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I push my beverage cart by you again?
You look weightless to me.
You have the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid me eyes on.
I should give you a parking ticket because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
I bet your lips taste like salted fish.
Our love could make a beautiful melody.
Old Folks Home:
You better call life support because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
I don’t have my library card right now, so I’ll just check you out.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Secretary of State Worker:
I like your last name. Can I have it?
If you were words on a page, you would be fine print.