Monday Morning Joke: Put the Pizazz back into the Marriage

I only know a few jokes by memory that I retell…this is one of them.

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A couple were now in their eighties and about to celebrate their 65th anniversary.

At breakfast that morning the wife said to the husband, “We’ve been married a long time and I love you very much, but I feel like we don’t have the same pizazz we once had in our marriage. Do you remember when we used to eat breakfast in the nude?”

The husband smiled. “Yes, I remember.”

“What if we did that again?” said the wife. “How about tomorrow morning?”

The husband agreed.

The following morning, the husband and wife settled down at the table for breakfast wearing nothing but smiles.

The wife gazed at her husband and said, “I think its working. I have a warm sensation in my breasts.”

The husband’s forehead creased. “Actually honey, I think that’s because one of them is hanging in your coffee and the other is sitting in the eggs.”

 

Picture Reference: http://atimetolivelaughandlove.blogspot.com/2013/04/dont-mess-with-senior-citizens.html

#mondaymorningjoke #marriagehumor

Monday Morning Humor: Hairstyles of the 80’s

These pieces of history were not that long ago. I know most of you still remember!

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This is a family photo of my mother, my sister and me on the right. Granted this was early 90’s, but the big hair and big bangs were still very much in!

So how about you? Do you have a photo of yourself sporting the crazy 80’s hairstyle? Share it with us on my Author Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/authorcatiecordero

 

 

References:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo/25-photos-of-80s-hairstyles-so-bad-theyre-actually-good#4h9am43

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/270687/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/20/80s-hair-photos_n_4302897.html

 

#hairstylesofthe80’s #history #mondaymorninghumor

 

Monday Morning Joke: Why the Water?

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The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar. And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

“Now, said the teacher, “Can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?”

A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. “To make the gravy!”

Reference: http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Sunday_School/Barrels_of_Water.shtml
Picture Reference: http://www.garlandisd.net/departments/student_services/attendance.asp

#Joke #ChurchHumor

Monday Morning Joke: THE FENCE

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There was a large group of people that stood before a fence.

On one side of the fence was Jesus, and on the other side stood Satan.

One by one, the individuals in the group made up his or her own mind as to which side of the fence they would go, either Jesus or Satan.

The group had all distributed themselves, except for one man. He climbed the fence and sat on it.

Then Jesus and his people left and disappeared. So too did Satan and his people. And the man on the fence sat alone.

Then suddenly, Satan came back, looking for something which he appeared to have lost.

The man said, “Have you lost something?”

Satan looked straight at him and replied, “No, there you are. Come with me.”

“But,” said the man, “I sat on the fence. I chose neither you nor him.”

“That’s okay,” said Satan. “I own the fence.”

 

 

Reference: http://jokes.christiansunite.com/Satan/The_Fence.shtml

#christianjoke #mondaymorningjoke

Monday Morning Humor: Vintage Ad’s from the early 1900’s

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#VintageAdvertisements #Humor #1900’s

References:

http://gcaggiano.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/a-look-at-ridiculous-ads-through-the-years-the-1920s/

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http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/feminism/images/25790900/title/sexist-ads-photo

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